Who the hell are you?
*Gets up from folded chair and puts down stale biscuit*
I am Eve Smallman. Hello. What can I say about myself that is going to gain your interest? I’m an eighteen year old English girl. I am studying Journalism at Nottingham Trent University. And I am a tea-a-holic: PG Tips, three sugars and milk.
I intend to blog about my thoughts about what is going on in the world and maybe here and there about my own world. We’ll see guys. But please, stay a while and have some light refreshments.
The jug of squash and pile of biscuits are on that crooked table over there.